What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:05

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
No go.
share office space ...
No way
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
England is launching a gonorrhea vaccine. Is Canada next? - Yahoo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Still no good
Ancient Protein Breaks Biological Rules by Working in a Mirror World - SciTechDaily
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.